Y5 12.06.20
Joke of the Day!
Why did the picture get sent to prison?
Answer:
It got framed!
Joke of the Day!
Why did the picture get sent to prison?
Answer:
It got framed!
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Why did the picture get sent to prison?
Joke of the Day!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
Answer:
They go to the moo-vies!
Joke of the Day!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
Joke of the Day!
Why did the pony get sent to its room?
Answer:
He wouldn't stop horsing around!
Joke of the Day!
Why did the pony get sent to its room?
Joke of the Day!
Why are fish so smart?
Answer:
Because they live in schools!
Joke of the Day!
Why are fish so smart?
Joke of the Day!
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Answer:
Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Joke of the Day!
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Joke of the Day!
What do you call a song about a tortilla?
Answer:
A wrap!
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What do you call a song about a tortilla?
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