Y5 Monday 27th April
Joke of the Day!
Why do trees hate riddles?

Joke of the Day!
Why do trees hate riddles?
End of week 1 Summer Term
Joke of the Day!
Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?
Answer:
It was too tyred!
Joke of the Day!
Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?
Joke of the Day!
How do poets say hello?
Answer:
Haven't we metaphor?
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How do poets say hello?
,Joke of the Day!
What is the shortest month?
Answer:
May, because it only has 3 letters!
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What is the shortest month?
Joke of the day!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Answer:
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Joke of the Day!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Joke of the Day!
What is bright red and looks like a tomato?
Answer:
Mrs.Edwards after a Couch to 5K session!!!!
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